View Full Version : What Would You Do?
ToranoFan
02-09-2007, 02:01 AM
You have 1 prized stick, its a 20 year old stogie that has long been out of production. Its very expensive, nicely aged , you have never tried one before. You have been saving this for the perfect occasion.
The sexiest woman you have ever seen comes home with you one night, you get to fooling around and she whispers in your ear """ You can have me all night long or you can have your stogie, but you cant have both!!!!""""
Do you say -
A) To hell with you, im keeping the stogie
B) I never liked these things anyway and toss it
C) Toss it, bang her brains out then look in the dumpster for how much stogie you can salvage
D) Tie her up while smoking the stogie and defiling her
:roundtheh :blob: :applause: :halfgrinw :glassesgr :crackwhip
sascha
02-09-2007, 04:48 AM
as long as the girl is not older than that 20 year old cigar, i'd be fine giving up the smoke.
60 minutes of smoking vs. 3 hours of crazy-crazy monkey sex.................. the woman wins.
but if you tell my fiancee, i'll deny everything:halfgrinw
kirscovitch
02-09-2007, 05:47 AM
There's peace in a Larranaga, there's calm in a Henry Clay,
And a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
~ Rudyard Kipling
oneaday
02-09-2007, 05:56 AM
I'd keep the stick, it took me thirty years to get the wife ok about cigars.........At my age I don't think I'm gonna live long enough to get the ok for sexy broads.
ToranoFan
02-09-2007, 06:09 AM
I'd keep the stick, it took me thirty years to get the wife ok about cigars.........At my age I don't think I'm gonna live long enough to get the ok for sexy broads.
haha lol nice choice. You aint that old bro, but when your gone we can cure, roll and age you and use you in trades if you wish :peace:
tobby4
02-09-2007, 07:40 AM
i dont know.... thats a good question
pharmgator
02-09-2007, 07:44 AM
There will always be another sexy chick. Kick her ass to the curb, and smoke the stogie.
MichiganM
02-09-2007, 08:50 AM
There will always be another sexy chick. Kick her ass to the curb, and smoke the stogie.
:thumbsup:
Headbanger
02-09-2007, 09:06 AM
Sex can be found more regulary than a well aged 20 year old cigar.
as long as the girl is not older than that 20 year old cigar, i'd be fine giving up the smoke.
60 minutes of smoking vs. 3 hours of crazy-crazy monkey sex.................. the woman wins.
but if you tell my fiancee, i'll deny everything:halfgrinw
Thats probably what i would do.
williegstyles
02-09-2007, 09:23 AM
There will always be another sexy chick. Kick her ass to the curb, and smoke the stogie.
Give her ass the boot with 20 year old stogie in hand. Get in your car and go score another hottie that doesn't mind you smoking your stogie while you hit it from the backside!:stretchgr
smokem94
02-09-2007, 11:29 AM
Well..............being the sexiest women I have ever seen doesn't mean she will be good in the sack........then again the 20 year old cigar could be crap too..........then again......hell....I'd take so so sex with a hottie all night versus an hour and a half of a great smoke!
avid toker
02-09-2007, 11:53 AM
"No matter how hot this chick is, somewhere, someone is sick of her shit!"
I'd smoke the stogie, unless it's a NC :glassesgr
tedski
02-09-2007, 12:32 PM
Well, I would infer the woman's statement to mean I can't have both her and the cigar in the same evening. So I would put my prized smoke back into my trusty Otterbox ... then bring out the handcuffs and whipped creme.
AZsteelman
02-09-2007, 12:38 PM
Look, it's simple...NEVER turn down sex!!!!!
It's a CIGAR! What the hell are you thinking? Especially if she's hot! Sex is like catching a cold. You never know when you are going go get it. You put yourself in a situation where it may or may not happen, then deal with the results like a man!
tobby4
02-09-2007, 12:39 PM
haha... thats awesome Randy, and so true... yea forget the cigar
Electric Sheep
02-09-2007, 12:40 PM
I'd kick her out, light up the cigar, and rub one out while smoking. :grin:
AZsteelman
02-09-2007, 12:43 PM
I'd kick her out, light up the cigar, and rub one out while smoking. :grin:
yeah, but look at your avatar...it's a SHEEP! :rofl:
Electric Sheep
02-09-2007, 12:48 PM
And everyone knows, Sheep are sexy. :grin:
AZsteelman
02-09-2007, 12:53 PM
sicko!
There will always be another sexy chick. Kick her ass to the curb, and smoke the stogie.
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Rank_Tyro
02-09-2007, 01:49 PM
Dude, you know you are getting old if you your answer is NOT the sexy woman.
Nothing says you can't have the cigar TOMORROW!
:)
tubaman
02-09-2007, 02:34 PM
Look, it's simple...NEVER turn down sex!!!!!
It's a CIGAR! What the hell are you thinking? Especially if she's hot! Sex is like catching a cold. You never know when you are going go get it. You put yourself in a situation where it may or may not happen, then deal with the results like a man!
Hey, I get a hottie ask me this very question every night. What's the big deal.
Then again, I've been dreaming for a few hours when this happens.
MichiganM
02-09-2007, 03:23 PM
Dude, you know you are getting old if you your answer is NOT the sexy woman.
Nothing says you can't have the cigar TOMORROW!
:)
I think the original question basically said you had to throw the cigar away to get the chick.
If it's the case of just smoking it tomorrow I'd have to be crazy to choose a cigar over ass.
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