smokem94
02-21-2007, 03:32 PM
An old blind man with a seeing eye dog is stopped at a street corner waiting to cross, when the dog lifts his leg and pees all over the old mans leg.
The old man reaches in his pocket, takes out a bisquit, and says, "here boy.....want a bisquit........come on boy......got a bisquit for you!!
A lady watching this asks the old man, "are you going to reward that dog after what he just did?"
The old man says, No.....I'm trying to locate his head, so I can kick his ass!!!!!!!!!"
The old man reaches in his pocket, takes out a bisquit, and says, "here boy.....want a bisquit........come on boy......got a bisquit for you!!
A lady watching this asks the old man, "are you going to reward that dog after what he just did?"
The old man says, No.....I'm trying to locate his head, so I can kick his ass!!!!!!!!!"