Beer Makes Us Like Women....

[tobby4]

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn't drive.
7. Failed to think rationally
8. Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

[jmatkins]

So true.

[Boppa-Wasch]

HERE HERE!! .......8 pints........I'ld be horizontal and not have to worry about any of that other stuff!

[tobby4]

unfortunately at 8 i just have to pee real bad.. and am just starting to feel a little buzz

[cvm4]

Hahahaha

[kirscovitch]

sitting down to pee... hate to admit it but ive been there and done that. but it beats pissing on your shoes!!

[tedski]

I think most guys would prefer to stand at the urinal ... but after 8 pints in 1 hr, some would probably forget to unzip.