kirscovitch
02-24-2007, 12:04 AM
a guy wakes up in the morning from a hard nite of drinking with a nasty hangover. he heads to the bathroom, pops a couple of tylenol, and heads over to the head to take a leak. when he looks down to say hello to his best friend, he notices he has two colored rings around his penis. one red and one brown. he rushes to the phone and calls his doctor who tells him to immediatly come to the office.
the guy rushes to the clinic and after a series of tests, the doctor comes in to tell him the news.
"after reviewing the test results, i have some good news and bad news."
"give me the good news first." the man says.
"the red ring around your penis is lipstick." the doctor replies.
the man sighs with relief. "but the bad news," the doctor continues...
"the brown ring is Skoal..."
the guy rushes to the clinic and after a series of tests, the doctor comes in to tell him the news.
"after reviewing the test results, i have some good news and bad news."
"give me the good news first." the man says.
"the red ring around your penis is lipstick." the doctor replies.
the man sighs with relief. "but the bad news," the doctor continues...
"the brown ring is Skoal..."