tobby4
03-12-2007, 03:58 PM
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot
accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week". The
florist is pleased and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card
and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
from you; I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy
and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you
card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay
his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot take money
from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is
very happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card
and a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Business"
and "Becoming More Successful."
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
Bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is
very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
left and right.
God Bless America!
asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot
accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week". The
florist is pleased and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card
and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
from you; I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy
and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you
card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay
his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot take money
from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is
very happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card
and a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Business"
and "Becoming More Successful."
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
Bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is
very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
left and right.
God Bless America!