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architeuthis
04-01-2007, 01:05 AM
I have discovered a secret. When one is attempting to eat the last few crumbly bits of Jalapeno Potato Chips straight out of the bag; and one tips the bag above one's head and shakes the crumbs into one's open mouth, it's most healthy and helpful to KEEP ONE'S EYES CLOSED! <G> Yep, I learned this the hard way not more than an hour ago...

MithShrike
04-01-2007, 01:20 AM
OK Swedish Chef.

Rank_Tyro
04-01-2007, 01:29 AM
"Bork bork bork bork bork, bork bork bork bork!"

Apologies to the original muppet Swedish Chef.............

Professor Twain
04-01-2007, 12:27 PM
Best idea is to shake them into a bowl and mix them with some of that melted cheese in a jar...

Wasch_24
04-01-2007, 12:52 PM
Ouch! I bet that hurt!

Boppa-Wasch
04-01-2007, 01:09 PM
Talk about bluurrred vision..........ouch.

jrohrer
04-01-2007, 01:21 PM
oh man...that couldn;t have felt nice!

pigwithoutawig
04-01-2007, 01:35 PM
Man I bet that hurts.

AZsteelman
04-01-2007, 03:20 PM
Ouch!

cvm4
04-01-2007, 09:20 PM
You should know to never tilt the bag directly above your head! Doh!

tobby4
04-01-2007, 09:21 PM
those things are good though

architeuthis
04-01-2007, 09:58 PM
You should know to never tilt the bag directly above your head! Doh!

Logic would tell one that, but it's easy to forget logic when scrounging food in the wee hours... <G> You bet next time I'll close my eyes.

CWS
04-01-2007, 11:52 PM
Ok, Ok, Ok but what cigar did you smoke with them?:crying:

architeuthis
04-01-2007, 11:59 PM
Ok, Ok, Ok but what cigar did you smoke with them?:crying:

I ate after the cigar was finished. One thing with me, spicy food ruins any cigar for me, especially jalapeno in food. That's why I smoke before eating whenever a spicy meal is the order of the day. And it was an El Rico Habano.