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Eric
05-18-2007, 03:49 AM
Author: Electric Sheep
Category: General

Ask any serious cigar smoker who’s smoked cigarettes before, they’ll all tell you the same thing: cigars and cigarettes are two radically different products. Yes, they’re both made from the leaves of a tobacco plant, and yes both are consumed by burning, but beyond that, there’s terribly little in common with the two.
I smoked cigarettes for 15 years, in college and all throughout my twenties. I finally quit when I was 33, and it was truly the most difficult thing I’d ever done. The combination of mental and physical addiction was nearly impossible to overcome. I mean, I really didn’t even enjoy smoking–cigarettes themselves aren’t particularly pleasant. They’re rather tasteless and bland, are chocked-full of harmful chemicals, and in today’s world you’re practically ostracized by society if you smoke.
Smoking premium handmade cigars, on the other hand, is an entirely different experience–far more akin to drinking a glass of fine wine than sucking down a dry-cured, machine-made, chemical-filled, paper-wrapped, homogenized-tobacco cigarette. Unfortunately, most people today don’t understand the difference between the two. We’re all indoctrinated to the fact that smoking cigarettes is an unhealthy, cancer causing, addictive habit. Ask a non-smoker what they think of cigarettes and they’ll answer, “Yuk.” Ask them about cigars and they’ll most likely provide the same answer because they can’t appreciate the difference.
But cigar smokers understand.
First and foremost, premium handmade cigars are constructed of pure, unprocessed natural tobacco leaves. No chemical additives, no homogenized chopped-and-mixed tobacco, no paper, no chemically processed cellulose filer.
But even beyond the physical makeup, the big difference in cigars versus cigarettes is consumption. For the most part, cigar smokers don’t inhale the smoke, and typically cigars are consumed at a fraction of the rate of cigarettes. A typical cigarette smoker will suck down 20 or more per day, but a typical cigar smoker smokes only a few sticks per week. Granted, there’s a lot more tobacco in a single cigar than in a whole stack of cigarettes, but there’s no added chemicals and (again, for the most part) cigars aren’t inhaled into the lungs. Because of that, cigar smokers are subject to significantly fewer harmful toxins than cigarette smokers.
But even more important than any of that is the cigar smoking experience itself. Unlike a cigarette, smoking a cigar isn’t about the delivery of nicotine–just like drinking a fine wine isn’t about the consumption of alcohol. Smoking a cigar is about the symphony of flavors, the admiration of the fine construction, the appreciation of the aroma, the use of the accessories, the hobby of collecting, and possibly most important of all, the camaraderie of enjoying one with a group of fellow cigar smokers.
It is a sort of brotherhood.
And we are Brothers of the Leaf.

djustice
05-18-2007, 10:23 AM
Nice post, I couldn't agree more!:thumbsup:

Rich K
05-18-2007, 01:11 PM
Right on the money. Good post!

ATCDub
05-18-2007, 03:53 PM
Nice job Eric.

tobby4
05-18-2007, 03:57 PM
Nice job Eric.

It was Duane, but good post in any case..

mwilson788
05-18-2007, 04:05 PM
Well said!!!:clap:

Electric Sheep
05-18-2007, 04:19 PM
So uh, is anyone reading this on the main BLOG page, or just here on the forum where it's auto-posted?

tobby4
05-18-2007, 04:20 PM
I read the main blog, there are some posts by Joshua there as well...

Eric
05-18-2007, 07:23 PM
The auto-reading feature in vBulletin isn't working too well. I hope to have it better integrated soon.

TexaSmoke
05-18-2007, 07:28 PM
Well said.

jwintosh
05-18-2007, 08:02 PM
i had a little time last night before the poker match and came up wtih this (repost):

A cigar comedy routine done as george carlin did “baseball versus football”

Cigars arrive in a stylish box!
Cigarettes roam in packs.

Cigars are sophisticated, classy, and stylish!
Cigarettes get rolled in sleeves and tucked behind ears.

Cigar smokers enjoy the company of other cigar smokers!
Cigarette smokers don’t give a fuck who else is around.

Cigars come in all kinds of wonderful shapes, and colors, and sizes! Oh my!!
Cigarettes come in one shape, varying in size between a .223 and a .270.

Cigars are designed to burn slowly, so the smoker can enjoy the experience!
Cigarettes are designed to burn, and burn fast. It will not go out until there’s nothing left, leaving you wanting another, and another, and another…

Cigars won’t hurt you. Just make sure you don’t inhale. Oops!
Cigarettes will kill you. They plaster your lungs with guck, I mean, shit that won’t come off without a brillo pad!

It can take years and years for a cigar to fully mature!
A cigarette has a life expectancy of less than three minutes.

Once the cigars are boxed, opening the box allows for even more wonderful aging! Can you say, “wonderful aging?”
Once the cigarette pack is opened, it will be consumed within 24 hours, regardless of how much they ‘say’ they smoke.

Cigars need perfect climate and humidity to properly age!
Cigarettes are perfectly fine in a glove compartment at 140 degrees.

There are just so many cigars to choose from!
M a r l b o r o.


a work in progress,,, ya'll get tickets to my opening!

dpricenator
08-07-2007, 01:35 PM
Nice, I've been telling my wife this for the psat few months and she's starting to understand. I don't think she'll stop smoking cigarettes, but she is now able to enjoy the difference between my cigars from each other.

Halon
08-08-2007, 01:02 AM
There's this guy at my local lounge and he's pretty religious. By pretty religious I mean he's the priest at our army base.
Anyways, he likes to argue that cigars are a gift from God and that cigarettes are the Devil's knockoff. He goes on and on about how the Devil can only produce an imitation of God's great work, and it's a pretty entertaining spiel. He's completely serious about it, too, which, with all respect to religion, I think is freaking hilarious.
I don't smoke cigarettes and have no interest in smoking them, but respect the fact that people can do whatever they want and don't judge them for it.
Just thought it was a different way to view the 'class issues' between cigars and cigarettes.


TYLER

PadronMADAddict
10-22-2007, 01:49 AM
I've been ranting the same thing

elderboy02
10-27-2008, 01:09 PM
Awesome post!

Moro
10-27-2008, 02:30 PM
How is it I never read this??? Gorgeous post!!!

Electric Sheep
10-27-2008, 03:45 PM
How is it I never read this??? Gorgeous post!!!

Because it's from the now-thoroughly-dead BOTL BLOG....which died before you got here.

Original post from, like, a year-and-a-half ago:
http://www.botl.org/blog/2007/05/18/cigars-and-cigarettes/

Moro
10-27-2008, 04:27 PM
The blog died from lack of use, or from another reason? Because if it is lack of use, well, we might be able to start it up again.