Three Things to Ponder:

[dpricenator]

1. Cows



2. The Constitution



3. The Ten Commandments



Cows

Is it just me, or does anyone else find

it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost

three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington?

And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate

11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should

give each of them a cow.



The Constitution

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution

for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of

really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using

it anymore.



The Ten Commandments

The real reason that we can't have the Ten

Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou

Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and

"Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and

politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

[aleam_38]

I like the last one

[cvm4]

Haha, the last one is good!

[TexaSmoke]

Those are pretty good. I really like the last one.

[ezrider]

I Like it...........

[sascha]

love the last one, but to the first one, that one kills me. every year they get together in los angeles that they want to become citizens, yet I don't see tons of INS buses waiting around the corner just picking them up.

oh oh, my favorite from a few years ago............they should all get drivers licenses:angerFU:

[Boppa-Wasch]

Good ones!!!