tedski
09-14-2007, 12:22 PM
The spoiled wife of a millionaire had been reminding him for months about getting her a special present for her upcoming birthday. What she wanted most was a Bugatti Veyron. He loved her, but was getting rather annoyed with the constant requests.
Finally on the eve of her birthday she announced that she fully expected to see "something that would go from 0 to 200 in under 20 seconds out in the driveway tomorrow morning."
When she woke up she rushed downstairs and opened the front door. Out in the driveway was a beautifully wrapped, but somewhat small box. She walked over and hurriedly opened the box, expecting to find a set of keys. Inside she found ..............
..... a bathroom scale.
Finally on the eve of her birthday she announced that she fully expected to see "something that would go from 0 to 200 in under 20 seconds out in the driveway tomorrow morning."
When she woke up she rushed downstairs and opened the front door. Out in the driveway was a beautifully wrapped, but somewhat small box. She walked over and hurriedly opened the box, expecting to find a set of keys. Inside she found ..............
..... a bathroom scale.