Why a Handgun is Better Than a Woman

[cvm4]

You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

You can trade a .44 for two .22's.

You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.

Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

Handguns function normally every day of the month.

A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"

A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

You can have more than one handgun living in the same house without having problems.


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[Wasch_24]

LMAO Cliff!!!! :hysterica

[Black Dog]

HaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I love it!

[tedski]

Yes, but ....

You better not get caught using the silencer.

You can indeed trade a .44 for two .22's ... but you will definately use up your ammo faster.

If you have a road handgun, it's best to use added protection.

Hey ... sharing is what friends are for.

Backups should be the rule for anything in life.

A handgun without ammo is not very useful.

One handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space ... but 3 handguns, 2 rifles, a shotgun, lots of ammo, cleaning supplies, shooting supplies and a gun safe sure do.

Handguns function normally every day of the month ... but sometimes the shooter is not up to the task.

I always like a firm grip on my gun.

A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it ... just don't go to sleep while using it.

You can have more than one handgun living in the same house ... but make sure you don't mix up the ammo between the two.

[cvm4]

LMAO Ted!!!!!

[sunivy]

:nodlaugh: That's great!

[caudio51]

Good one Cliff! I love digging these up!