After dicing jalepenos....

[Greg]

Wash your hands before peeing or picking you nose.

OWWwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

Repeat: AYYYEEEeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

[cvm4]

Or picking you eye!!! Ouch!!! I'd hate that to happen to me.

[jasontp]

LOL Jalepenos aren't that bad! My grandfather grows habaneros in his back yard, you literally have to bleach the cutting board after those or everything you cook for a week will taste like peppers.

[indyrob]

I can think of a lot of things not to touch after dicing peppers.

[Greg]

LOL Jalepenos aren't that bad! My grandfather grows habaneros in his back yard, you literally have to bleach the cutting board after those or everything you cook for a week will taste like peppers.
Jalepeno+Johnson=pain

[derek]

We make this Jalepenos jelly. It takes hours of dicing them up, so wear rubber gloves cause after a couple of hours your hands start to burn.

I made the mistake once of putting my finger in eye. I will never do that agian.

[indyrob]

Jalepeno+Johnson=pain

Holler pain yo + Girlfriend = punch in the face.

Learned that one when I was younger.

[caudio51]

Holler pain yo + Girlfriend = punch in the face.

Learned that one when I was younger. :rofl:

[Headbanger]

:eyepoke: We make this Jalepenos jelly. It takes hours of dicing them up, so wear rubber gloves cause after a couple of hours your hands start to burn.

I made the mistake once of putting my finger in eye. I will never do that agian.

[tobby4]

ha.. I love jalepenos but i let others cook with them....

[MithShrike]

Hmm... I've never had a problem with jalapenos. Serranos and habaneros are daily staples for me.

[DocLogic77]

Katie tell your habanero story. Ok she is going to kill me for that one. :headroll:

[katietilley]

Shawn! Bite Me!:argh:
let's just say: my husband used to like to make his own salsa and always included diced habaneros....
and further add that we once had a decent sex life..
and further add that he's not my husband anymore!
(yes, OUCH!)
:angryteet :sadcry:

[DocLogic77]

Tell them about the wailing and knashing of teeth. Wasn't their a milk bath and a dancing midget involved or was that merely a dream? :rofl:

[katietilley]

I don't remember a midget (you mean my husband??LOL??) but then again I was too busy squinting my eyes and taking deep breaths to calm the pain! yes, a cool bath...but not milk. That might have been a good idea.

[cvm4]

:rofl: I could only imagine

[caudio51]

damn that is funny, it sounds like a Seinfeld episode


habenreo peppers downstairs??!?!?!?

[katietilley]

:rofl: I could only imagine

yes, well, apparently even if you wash your hands, the oils are still there and still potent...

[caudio51]

and here I thought it was the lips

[Wasch_24]

and here I thought it was the lips
I think it is the lips Tom. :eyebrow:

[AZsteelman]

yeah, in the dream sequence I made up, it was the lips...oh yeah!

[caudio51]

yes, well, apparently even if you wash your hands, the oils are still there and still potent...

I think it is the lips Tom. :eyebrow:

Hands :dunno:

[Wasch_24]

Hands :dunno:
Come on Tom...hands...husband...wife...lips. :hammersma :rofl:



And I am not talking about the lips women eat with.

[caudio51]

I was referring to the samething Todd

I thought lips doing the work on the lips first...then hands came into play, so I thought hands/fingers were doing the work.

[tubaman]

Man Shawn, some friend you are!!

OUCHIEEE!

[DocLogic77]

Ok let me spell it out her naner was on fire and hubby was on the couch for a month. And that story still makes me laugh.

[DocLogic77]

Man Shawn, some friend you are!!

OUCHIEEE!

Hey man, I didn't burn the crotch. Well since I love habaneros I have burned my own but that's a different story. :smokingbo

[CWS]

Interesting thread...:yes:

[katietilley]

Ok let me spell it out her naner was on fire and hubby was on the couch for a month. And that story still makes me laugh.

Thanks for the beautiful imagery, Shawn!
I can't believe this is now public knowledge (Good Lord!).
Oh, Well.... :agreesmil Its all good.

[brainvictim]

That sounds like a hootenanny of a good time.

My sisters ex-fiancee, a half japanese-half scottish guy. The first time he met the whole family, my dad owned a house in Playas de Tijuana Mexico, in the yard we had this small pepper tree, the name escapes me, but the peppers are the size of a pencil top eraser. They start green, then they turn black, then purple, and then bright red when fully matured. they are not as hot as the habaneros, but close enough in the hot scale. He tried to show off or something, he ate 3 of them in one bite. We usually just eat one for the whole meal, and your set. After about a minute or so, he starts to cry, and rubs his eyes, then runs to the bathroom. We hear the water running, and then all of a sudden a very loud scream and grunting come from the bathroom. Need less to say, the rest of the day, and part of the next he had problems moving, and going to the bathroom.

[caudio51]

Man, that is a rough story!

[tubaman]

That sounds like a hootenanny of a good time.

My sisters ex-fiancee, a half japanese-half scottish guy. The first time he met the whole family, my dad owned a house in Playas de Tijuana Mexico, in the yard we had this small pepper tree, the name escapes me, but the peppers are the size of a pencil top eraser. They start green, then they turn black, then purple, and then bright red when fully matured. they are not as hot as the habaneros, but close enough in the hot scale. He tried to show off or something, he ate 3 of them in one bite. We usually just eat one for the whole meal, and your set. After about a minute or so, he starts to cry, and rubs his eyes, then runs to the bathroom. We hear the water running, and then all of a sudden a very loud scream and grunting come from the bathroom. Need less to say, the rest of the day, and part of the next he had problems moving, and going to the bathroom.

Those sound like Scotch Bonnets, but I could be wrong.

[Greg]

Scotch Bonnets are very similar to habeneros in size, appearance and heat.

[tubaman]

Scotch Bonnets are very similar to habeneros in size, appearance and heat.
Well, I was one third right!

[Headbanger]

DAMN FUNNY story Katie. Thanks for giving us all a laugh and shame on Shawn for exposing her private sexcapades.

That give new meaning to the fire below....

[DocLogic77]

Hey shame on you on for enjoying the story. She revealed it not moi. :innocent:

[seriesV]

That give new meaning to the fire below....
:rofl:

i guess her ex was a true fireman :nodlaugh:

[cvm4]

That sounds like a hootenanny of a good time.

My sisters ex-fiancee, a half japanese-half scottish guy. The first time he met the whole family, my dad owned a house in Playas de Tijuana Mexico, in the yard we had this small pepper tree, the name escapes me, but the peppers are the size of a pencil top eraser. They start green, then they turn black, then purple, and then bright red when fully matured. they are not as hot as the habaneros, but close enough in the hot scale. He tried to show off or something, he ate 3 of them in one bite. We usually just eat one for the whole meal, and your set. After about a minute or so, he starts to cry, and rubs his eyes, then runs to the bathroom. We hear the water running, and then all of a sudden a very loud scream and grunting come from the bathroom. Need less to say, the rest of the day, and part of the next he had problems moving, and going to the bathroom.


Thanks for the laugh. That's too funny! :grin:

[Hal]

I made the mistake of not washing my hands good enough after cutting up regular peppers then scratching my face near my eyes. I ended up in the shower with water streaming on my eyes at the suggestion of an ER nurse... I can't imagine doing that with anything hotter!