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AZsteelman
03-11-2006, 06:32 PM
OK, it's been raining all damn day, and it might have hit 50 degrees here..help me out with some cold rainy day words of wisdom...

- It's raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock

- It's colder than a witch's titty in a brass bra

Next?

Greg
03-11-2006, 06:37 PM
It's colder than a welldiggers ass.
It's colder than a toilet seat in Siberia.

Poni
03-11-2006, 06:38 PM
its a tit bit nippaly outside

Greg
03-11-2006, 06:38 PM
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. ~George Carlin

tedski
03-11-2006, 06:39 PM
It's fricking cold.

AZsteelman
03-11-2006, 06:40 PM
Ok, to make this interesting...my wife is the judge. Winner gets bombed! Now, carry on...

Black Dog
03-11-2006, 06:41 PM
It's so cold that folks are going to church just to hear about the fires of hell.

Black Dog
03-11-2006, 06:42 PM
Hotter than a 2 dollar pistol. (edit: oops, this isn't a cold one)

Greg
03-11-2006, 06:51 PM
It's colder than a dead beaver's dick

tedski
03-11-2006, 11:39 PM
How cold it's it outside? It's so cold that ...

... we had to chisel the dog off a fire-hydrant

... local pet stores are selling penguins

... the local flasher was caught *describing* himself to women

... you light a candle and the flame freezes

... you have to break the smoke off your chimney

... you have to open the fridge to heat the house

... after police told a robber to freeze - he did

... that Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife in order to keep warm

... the Statue of Liberty put the torch inside her dress

... local lawyers had their hands in their own pockets

... people are looking forward to getting a fever

... mailmen are now watching out for polar bears

... you can bake a cake, set it out to cool and 5 minutes later it's frosted

... local prisoners were begging for the electric chair

... my testicles have became ovaries.

... you'd have to jump start a reindeer

... Richard Simmons has been seen wearing full length pants

Greg
03-11-2006, 11:43 PM
:rofl:

CWS
03-12-2006, 12:14 AM
How cold it's it outside? It's so cold that ...

... we had to chisel the dog off a fire-hydrant

... local pet stores are selling penguins

... the local flasher was caught *describing* himself to women

... you light a candle and the flame freezes

... you have to break the smoke off your chimney

... you have to open the fridge to heat the house

... after police told a robber to freeze - he did

... that Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife in order to keep warm

... the Statue of Liberty put the torch inside her dress

... local lawyers had their hands in their own pockets

... people are looking forward to getting a fever

... mailmen are now watching out for polar bears

... you can bake a cake, set it out to cool and 5 minutes later it's frosted

... local prisoners were begging for the electric chair

... my testicles have became ovaries.

... you'd have to jump start a reindeer



... Richard Simmons has been seen wearing full length pants

How can anyone compete with that!!!!

TBaGZ
03-12-2006, 12:22 AM
Snow = White Gold!!!!!!!!!!

Well it used to... I guess I won't be plowing too much when I get to Florida next month.. O well, good trade off to me!!!!!

Rank_Tyro
03-12-2006, 02:28 AM
It's beautiful.

Rain, fog, cold...

The only problem is, my cigar keeps going out.

MichiganM
03-12-2006, 05:24 AM
When I was a little kid I used to think God was crying when it rained.

cvm4
03-12-2006, 08:21 AM
It's raining cats & dogs :hysterica

geoffrie
03-12-2006, 08:38 AM
So cold, it's a Three Dog Night

tripp
03-12-2006, 08:58 AM
How can anyone compete with that!!!!


I agree!!! Thanks for the laughs Tedski

AZsteelman
03-12-2006, 11:21 AM
It's so cold that folks are going to church just to hear about the fires of hell.


OK it's official...

3rd place for originality!

Nice one, very funny...my wife really liked this one~

AZsteelman
03-12-2006, 11:22 AM
How cold it's it outside? It's so cold that ...

... we had to chisel the dog off a fire-hydrant

... local pet stores are selling penguins

... the local flasher was caught *describing* himself to women

... you light a candle and the flame freezes

... you have to break the smoke off your chimney

... you have to open the fridge to heat the house

... after police told a robber to freeze - he did

... that Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife in order to keep warm

... the Statue of Liberty put the torch inside her dress

... local lawyers had their hands in their own pockets

... people are looking forward to getting a fever

... mailmen are now watching out for polar bears

... you can bake a cake, set it out to cool and 5 minutes later it's frosted

... local prisoners were begging for the electric chair

... my testicles have became ovaries.

... you'd have to jump start a reindeer

... Richard Simmons has been seen wearing full length pants

2nd place for effort - very nice, but you got beat by...

AZsteelman
03-12-2006, 11:24 AM
It's colder than a dead beaver's dick


WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

Congrats Greg, this was just plain damn funny! Even my dogs laughed...

thanks to all for the cheer-up!

Greg
03-12-2006, 11:48 AM
Hahahah....Thanks Randy, take it easy on my mailbox please.

AZsteelman
03-12-2006, 12:18 PM
:waving: :hysterica :devilhead

caudio51
03-12-2006, 01:06 PM
Nice contest Randy!

AZsteelman
03-13-2006, 07:25 PM
The package left today Greg! Enjoy...

Greg
03-13-2006, 07:39 PM
Oh sheeit.....thanks Randy!!