Important News Bulletin!!!!!!

[mitchthephoneman]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14712866/ (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14712866)

[Jwrussell]

That's 34 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

[indyrob]

I saw that on the Today show this morning. Imagine that? She says that she only had one drink...isn't that what they all say?

[caudio51]

eh, who cares. I'll take the Benz SLR though.

[Greg]

That's 34 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

:rofl:

[cvm4]

She's still rich :rofl:

[Wasch_24]

5' 8" and 115lbs!?

Damn!

[cvm4]

Yea definitely has eating problems. She is on a liquid diet afterall.

[Wasch_24]

But it is full of protein! :rofl:

http://www.cigarsnobs.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/sex2.gif

[Texas Cop]

I saw that on the Today show this morning. Imagine that? She says that she only had one drink...isn't that what they all say?

2 beers. That is the standard answer of the drunk guy. Every drunk I ever stopped said, '2 beers ossifers'



drew:robosmile

[Wasch_24]

Actually, her publicist is saying she had been working all night and hadn't eaten dinner (very believable) and had one margarita.

[BradMc]

Poor Paris Hilton, what a waste.............:bottle: :barf:

[tobby4]

who cares..

[Eric]

who cares..

Agreed.

[CWS]

Agreed.

Ditto

[pdonlin]

Move along, nothing to see here

[tedski]

Lord, can we do a small swap? You take Paris and give us back Steve Irwin.

[tobby4]

the only thing that I care about in this story, is that she did not hit somebody or something while driving intoxicated...

and that is IT

[Wasch_24]

What ever...you know you read it to see if she showed the cop her tits. :rofl:

[CWS]

What ever...you know you read it to see if she showed the cop her tits. :rofl:

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[caudio51]

What tits? :dunno:

[BradMc]

She is a SKANK

[tobby4]

I can look in the mirror if i want to see nipples in the middle of a chest....

[cvm4]

Oh shit!!! :rofl:

[caudio51]

I can look in the mirror if i want to see nipples in the middle of a chest....

:rofl: