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calebnobbe2003
09-20-2006, 10:42 PM
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at
him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he
knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?" to which she
replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while
your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my
butt???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."


:laugh: :widemouth

jrohrer
09-20-2006, 10:48 PM
:rofl: :rolling: That's perfect...especially after my district had open house tonight

DocLogic77
09-20-2006, 11:19 PM
Hilarious!

Headbanger
09-20-2006, 11:21 PM
Pretty good chit. :thumbsup:

tobby4
09-20-2006, 11:49 PM
wow that is awesome....

tedski
09-21-2006, 01:41 AM
LOL. Reminds me of a another joke:

An older man gets abord a bus and sees the only open seats are in back.
He sits down next to a young teenaged kid with wild, spiked, multicolored hair.
He stares at him for several minutes before the kid asks ...
"You got a problem with me you old fart?"
"No problem, but I think you might be my son"
"No way"
"Yes, I was just thinking about my time with the Navy about 20 years back in Singapore. My buddies got me massively drunk when my emlistment ended and told me the next day that I screwed a parrot."

cvm4
09-21-2006, 07:04 AM
Akward moment!!! :rofl:

pdonlin
09-21-2006, 09:27 AM
:rofl: those are great!

Wasch_24
09-21-2006, 09:39 AM
:rofl:

CWS
09-21-2006, 02:28 PM
Oh my gawd. These are great

caudio51
09-21-2006, 09:25 PM
Those are awesome!