View Full Version : Good Laugh to start the day

01-19-2005, 07:53 AM
I really enjoyed this one...

Terri and her doctor
A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vaginal lips are much too large.

She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out

The doctor agrees...

She wakes up from her surgery and finds three roses carefully placed beside her bed.

Outraged, she immediately calls the doctor and says, "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"

"Don't worry," he says, "I didn't tell anyone...The first rose is from me, I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself."

"The second one is from my nurse, she assisted me with the surgery, and she has had the same procedure done on herself."

"Who is the third rose from?" she asked.

"Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from a guy upstairs in the Burn Unit...he wanted to thank you for his new ears."

01-19-2005, 09:49 AM
:smt101 :smt101 :smt101
Good one

01-19-2005, 10:01 AM
hehehe.....thanks for sharing..:lol:

01-19-2005, 10:44 AM
Only side effect from the surgery was that the guy kept walking around saying, "That sounds fishy to me."

01-19-2005, 12:33 PM

Not sure which was funnier, the original or geoffrie's tag