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  1. 03-23-2005, 05:27 PM #1
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    Default My mom thought she would play demolition derby

    .....In the driveway.
    She crashed her van into my Subaru Forester and now I can't open my door more than a foot. It was horrible because I was outside and I watched her do it. There's a 6-foot-long by 12" high dent running across my door and the front left quarter of my car. Oh well.

    At least it wasn't anything important, like my electric toothbrush.


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  2. 03-23-2005, 05:38 PM #2
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    Are you old enough to drive? Do you have a note from mommy stating that you are?
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  3. 03-23-2005, 06:13 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halon
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    At least it wasn't anything important, like my electric toothbrush.


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    Or your humidor.
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  4. 03-23-2005, 06:25 PM #4
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    That's insane...how the heck did she do that?
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  5. 03-23-2005, 06:34 PM #5
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    Yikes!
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  6. 03-24-2005, 09:21 AM #6
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    Was the weather a factor??? Or liquor?
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  7. 03-24-2005, 09:42 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wasch_24
    That's insane...how the heck did she do that?
    Enough said
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  8. 03-24-2005, 09:42 AM #8
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    Your mom drives like my daughter!!!! Must be an El Paso County thing!
    "In sun and shade, be sure by your friends. Never swing a mean loop. Never do dirt to man nor animal." The Cowboy Code
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  9. 03-24-2005, 11:19 AM #9
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    LMAO at Jordon. :smt044 <<<-----When are these going to be back?
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  10. 03-24-2005, 11:36 AM #10
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    I think i saw your mom crash another car this AM...and she was HOT....Had to drive around the debris...
    -"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much it is whether we provide enough for those who have little."

    -"If civilization is to survive, we must cultivate the science of human relationships - the ability of all peoples, of all kinds, to live together, in the same world at peace."

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