A joke to make your kids snicker
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.
The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage."
The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said "Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes."
The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. The baby mole said, "The only thing I can smell is molasses."
how cute...
snicker, snicker
The end of a good smoke is a little saddening. In some regard, it's a bit like losing a best friend who had time to sit and listen.
That one is a classic. How about this one.
How do you catch a polar bear?
You cut a hole in the ice, then you place pea's around the hole and when the polar bear bends over to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
Arrogant Bastard? Ya I like that beer.
Cheers
J3RM33
A 7-year-old and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs in their bedroom one morning. The 7-year-old tells the little one that it is high time the two of them try swearing, just like Mom and Dad.
So when his little brother responds enthusiastically, the 7-year-old says, "When we go downstairs for breakfast this morning, I'll use the word 'hell' and you use 'ass.'" The 4-year-old happily agrees.
As the two boys seat themselves at the breakfast table, their mother walks in and asks her older son what he'd like to eat for breakfast. The boy replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I'll just have some Cheerios."
WHACK!!! Their surprised mother reacts quickly, and the boy runs upstairs, crying and rubbing his backside.
With a stern note to her voice, the mother then asks her younger son, "And what would YOU like for breakfast?"
"I don't know," the 4-year-old blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it ain't gonna be Cheerios!"
hahaha!
surf's up!
mee tooOriginally Posted by jwintosh
how do you catch a polar bear? you cut a hole in the ice. you put frozen peas around the hole. and when the polar bear bends over to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole....
surf's up!
Two morons standing on a bridge, the big moron fall off why not the other?
Becasue he was a little mor on.
Chuck
"By the cigars they smoke, and the composers they love, ye shall know the texture of men's souls."
John Galsworthy
Isn't it past your bed time old man?
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