Warning!

[WhiteLightning]

If you hear one of these...

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

[Volusianator]

You know, I set things straight with Linda when we first met. I told her, I have one rule, "say what you mean and mean what you say." I can handle if you tell me no, but if you say "yes", "that's fine", or anything like that, that's what I'm going to think you honestly mean and you have no right to come at me later for it. It's worked 99% of the time. However it goes both ways in our relationship, say what you mean, mean what you say.

[daniyal]

I'm with Wade on this one I told the wifey I don't have the time or the patience to sit around decoding woman talk and that she needs to be straight up with me.

[Hardcore]

If you hear one of these...

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Thats Great!

[Shmear]

Ummmmm... I try not to be like that, most of the time i meant it literally, sometimes i do mean it the other way.

P.S. It was a hell lot funny for me because it's true, it really is.
Finally a man found out what they mean!

[Wagz]

#6 - So true. So very... very true.

[Donk]

It is so true, and what is worse is like what was stated about nothing, it also mean There is something wrong, I just want you to work at getting it out of me! how many times has she been pouting and you have to pry the problem out of her. I other word she want to really see how much you care. Got to love the language of women...

[Benzopyrene]

Nice!

[Moro]

Ummmmm... I try not to be like that, most of the time i meant it literally, sometimes i do mean it the other way.

And it's a horrid time when I try to tell them apart!

[Shmear]

And it's a horrid time when I try to tell them apart!

I'm so sorry, you know i try!

[Moro]

I'm so sorry, you know i try!

And better than most! Ye know I'm but joking ye.

[architeuthis]

Ummmmm... I try not to be like that, most of the time i meant it literally, sometimes i do mean it the other way.

If there was a number ten on the list, this would be it! <G>

[Moro]

If there was a number ten on the list, this would be it! <G>

[Shmear]

If there was a number ten on the list, this would be it! <G>

You bastard...

[Swampfox21]

haha that is hilarious