Christmas Bonus from Work
So I work for Reebok, a big company...like GLOBAL big. I think it's worth 8 Billion dollars.
So our Christmas bonus was handed out today...
1 small sized backpack aprox. 8 1/2 x 6 x 2, like a lunchbag with straps.
Contents:
1 Pacers #2 pencil
1 NBA Luggage tag
1 NFL Glow in the dark Magnet
1 Tube of Reebok brand Chap Stick
1 $10 dollars off coupon to any Reebok Outlet Store (Min Purchase of $40 required)
1 Flexfit Reebok Hat
Last years Bonus:
1 flat 2" Christmas Ornament, brass in color
Tat Noellas #1 in my book.
Man...your bonus is like 1000% better than last years!
When things seem like they can't get any worse, remember that there's beer.
LOL,, very true. Sad part is his bonus is 1001% better than mine!!!Originally Posted by DWavs
Yeah, I got nada this year.
-Todd
RIP Sgt. Ian Anderson
Damn, your gift last year was still better than mine this year!Indyrob - Last years Bonus:
1 flat 2" Christmas Ornament, brass in color
Mine was monetary this year. This was reinstated in the company after a long time of not happening.
Tom
A cigar ought not to be smoked solely with the mouth, but with the hand, the eyes, and with the spirit." -- Zino Davidoff
we all just get the bird and I don't mean a turkey!
I get no bonus either. Although they continue to give me a paycheck for 2 months of the summer when I'm not there.
When things seem like they can't get any worse, remember that there's beer.
Only been with the company 2 and a half months and I got a $500 check!
I wasn't supposed to get one either. Our companies must like us!
Tom
A cigar ought not to be smoked solely with the mouth, but with the hand, the eyes, and with the spirit." -- Zino Davidoff
I wasn't supposed to get one either. Our companies must like us!
I'm not really complaining...because it is a bonus, not an "expected". I thought it was funny enough to post!
Tat Noellas #1 in my book.
You guys suck...I just dipped into my poker quarters so I can buy a soda tomorrow.
When things seem like they can't get any worse, remember that there's beer.
I guess you're a valued employee
Grand Poobah of the Secret Santa
I tore the lining out of the bottom of my loveseat last week for a pack of smokes. I would've checked the couch, but the ol' lady beat me to it.
Tat Noellas #1 in my book.
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