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    Default I know what I am sending Hendy for his birthday on March 27th!!!

    Just wanted to post this to remind those who forgot that Hendy's birthday is quickly approaching
    "From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East, I can tell you this, though: despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Osama bin Laden, there's a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death." -David Feherty

    Hendy turns really OLD on MARCH 27!!!

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    Who's Hendy?
    "Holy Shitballs" MU 12-23-2011
    "It's like being smashed in the face with a Christmas tree full of mango's" - Shit Beer Geeks Say (google it)

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    Heeeeennnnnndy, come out and pllllllaaaayyyyyy!
    "From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East, I can tell you this, though: despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Osama bin Laden, there's a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death." -David Feherty

    Hendy turns really OLD on MARCH 27!!!

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    Maybe we'll get lucky again this year and he'll be dumb enough to post something he's "had his eye on" again??

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    You mean like the Tat TAA's that he fancies?
    Ara, I love you man. And I'm not just saying that to get into heaven! MU Mike 12/23/2011

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    Hopefully!!! If not, I know we can think of something old crab ass likes.
    "From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East, I can tell you this, though: despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Osama bin Laden, there's a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death." -David Feherty

    Hendy turns really OLD on MARCH 27!!!

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    Are you sending him a cane?
    Going through life is hard.
    Going through life stupid is harder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdc30 View Post
    Maybe we'll get lucky again this year and he'll be dumb enough to post something he's "had his eye on" again??
    Did you just call him a troll?
    I don't care whose birthday it is; except Bob's. Happy now Brent?.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smokinghole View Post
    Are you sending him a cane?
    No, I have some good ideas though, working hard over here
    "From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East, I can tell you this, though: despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Osama bin Laden, there's a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death." -David Feherty

    Hendy turns really OLD on MARCH 27!!!

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    Wow...can't believe he is getting older...just insane...hey rich don't forget about the opus box he was looking for...and I think he fancies noella reservas...especially the 06d iirc
    God bless our troops! BOMB Them!!! Best target there is!

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    Quote Originally Posted by smokemifugotem View Post
    Wow...can't believe he is getting older...just insane...hey rich don't forget about the opus box he was looking for...and I think he fancies noella reservas...especially the 06d iirc
    Couple more years and he can start collecting Social Security, I hope everyone is all paid up on there ss taxes, it will be Hendy's new cigar budget
    "From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East, I can tell you this, though: despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Osama bin Laden, there's a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death." -David Feherty

    Hendy turns really OLD on MARCH 27!!!

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    More like couple of years till he falls off ss. They have clauses oon how long you can collect....mfer is olllllldddd....like 1 year older than rich old...
    God bless our troops! BOMB Them!!! Best target there is!

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    Quote Originally Posted by smokemifugotem View Post
    More like couple of years till he falls off ss. They have clauses oon how long you can collect....mfer is olllllldddd....like 1 year older than rich old...
    Don't people stop getting BDay presents when they get to a certain age cause they forget it's their birthday.
    I don't care whose birthday it is; except Bob's. Happy now Brent?.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smokemifugotem View Post
    More like couple of years till he falls off ss. They have clauses oon how long you can collect....mfer is olllllldddd....like 1 year older than rich old...
    Let's not touch on Rich's birthday, we are still trying to decipher if it was B.C. or the beginning of A.D.
    "From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East, I can tell you this, though: despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Osama bin Laden, there's a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death." -David Feherty

    Hendy turns really OLD on MARCH 27!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sofc View Post
    Don't people stop getting BDay presents when they get to a certain age cause they forget it's their birthday.
    you kill me bro! It's always nice to receive gifts, even for the old codgers, it's not there fault they cannot remember
    "From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East, I can tell you this, though: despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Osama bin Laden, there's a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death." -David Feherty

    Hendy turns really OLD on MARCH 27!!!

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