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  1. 04-24-2012, 11:33 PM #1
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    Default This is your captain speaking

    Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude,



    the captain announced:





    'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from





    London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and..... OH, MY GOD !'


    Silence followed!





    Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.





    'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'


    One Irish passenger yelled...

    'For f*#k's sake ........ you should see the back of mine.
    When I die, I hope to die like my grandfather did. In his sleep, and not like those other 3 passangers who were riding with him.


    I've made a lot of money in my life, most was spent on booze, babes, cigars, guns, and poker, the rest I just wasted!


    "Get rid of that chrome plated sissy pistol and get yourself a GLOCK"
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  2. 04-24-2012, 11:34 PM #2
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    Haha thanks that was great
    -Bryce
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    "I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen."-Martin Luther
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  3. 04-24-2012, 11:37 PM #3
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    Awesome.
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  4. 04-25-2012, 12:09 AM #4
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    this made me chuckle just a little....just a little
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