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The Legendary, the Amazing.. Phillies Blunt!

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Hi all,

I'm just into my second month in my new-found love for cigars, and throughout these two months I've enjoyed very fine smokes from the equally fine folks at Cohiba, Partagas, Montecristo and Oliva, so today I decided to go a whole different direction and got myself a.. *DRUM ROLL* Phillies Blunt!

Possessing and using marijuana can get you a very long prison sentence here. Plus there's that small nuisance called the "mandatory death penalty" if one tries to bring in more than 20g of weed. So this "review" of sorts is about the legit blunt stuffed with what is allegedly tobacco.

Build quality: Not too bad actually. It's wrapped with a tough reconstituted tobacco paper wrapper rather than real tobacco leaf, and as with many cheap (<US$1) cigars this comes with a pre-punched hole. Which was off-center. Apparently even machines can't get a punch done right. The cigar itself seemed reasonably well stuffed with short filler and feels firm to the touch throughout.

The blunt was easy to light, and the burn was fairly even. The ash fell off every 1/2" to 3/4".

Pre-light draw: The wrapper is sweetened, which while not unpleasant, wasn't great either. The draw had hints of.. root beer? After hints of wood and pepper typical of Cubans, root beer was a bit strange and unexpected. Draw was very loose.

1/3 to 2/3: The smoke was thick and dry, and while largely flavorless, had hints of nuts and vanilla. It's not too bad actually. Retrohaling produced hints of wood. Not the good cedary wood that you'd get out of say an Oliva Serie G, but more like someone had chopped a wooden table into little splinters and stuffed the splinters into the cigar. If you've been in a Chinese temple, the "wood" reminds me of the cheap incense used in such places. The smoke is actually very mild and retrohaling doesn't sting the sinuses much.

Smoke remained consistent throughout the first and second thirds.

3/3: The smoke got very harsh and bitter at this point despite my controlled draws (took me close to 40 minutes to get to this point), so I tossed it. The paper had also started to disintegrate in my mouth. Not good.

Overall not that bad a cigar seeing that it's considerably cheaper than anything I've ever smoked (other than Malboros), but not really something I'd look forward to. I'd say it's a mild bodied cigar with mild strength.
 
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Retrohaling produced hints of wood. Not the good cedary wood that you'd get out of say an Oliva Serie G, but more like someone had chopped a wooden table into little splinters and stuffed the splinters into the cigar. If you've been in a Chinese temple, the "wood" reminds me of the cheap incense used in such places.
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LMAO man....Thanks for the great review!!!
 
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*Blush*

Thanks all for the encouragement. :D I realized there's a dearth of reviews on bad cigars, so I thought I'd do one. :D I'm very interested to do Swisher Sweets. Can't get them here in SG (only Phillies Blunts and Cigarillos are available - I did a Phillies cigarillo a long time ago and don't recall them being too bad), will hit my usual online shops for some. :D

My hand still smells of the strange combination of cheap incense and root beer. :p
 
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Haha.. hmm I'm not sure about those plastic tips.. strikes me as being a bit girly.. but then again it will save me from having to spit out bits of "tobacco paper" again. :p
 
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Thanks guys! :D Sadly gas station cigars are kinda hard to get around here. If I do see a Dutch Masters, King Edward, Black and Mild or Swisher around I'll be sure to get a stick and try them out. :D

They're available for pretty cheap online but I'm not sure I want to have 55 sticks of each of them. Xp I will be in Sri Lanka in a week or so from now. I might luck out there. :D
 
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I'm thinking I should donate to your cause and send you some stuff we have here in the shop...that is if you open your reviewing palette to the following;

Garcia vega only the best 2 for the price of 3 sealed in a high quality foil pack
good times 3 for 99 in 3 amazing flavors, french grape/white grape and the powerhouse sweet
white owl green sweets 2 for 99
prince albert vanilla
I also have every flavor of Zig Zag cigarillo in the convient 2 for 99 pack
Then we can step up into the phillies titans, grenadier as well as go into the humidor and go high class with Moya and factory throwouts. Once you have refined your cigar techniques, we can go top shelf with quorum, warning, once you go that high end, nothing is comparable.
 
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Lol that's quite a list of recommendations! :D

In all seriousness though I'd pay for the sticks and postage if you'd to send some over here. I've always believed that one should pamper one's self once in a while and not stick to dog rockets like Cohiba or Oliva. ;) I follow the same rule with my Scotch too, once in a while treating myself to a good old arak colored with genuine caramel!
 
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