Coolhand
Resident River Rat
... through cornfields in the middle of Kansas.
She looks to her right, and sees another blonde, in a rowboat, of all things, in the middle of one of the fields. The first blonde slams on her brakes and screeches to a halt, jumps out of her car, walks to the edge of the field, and yells "Hey! What are you doing out there?"
The blonde in the rowboat yells back, "I'm trying to get across this field!" and continues rowing for all she's worth - obviously going nowhere fast.
The blonde on the road stands there for a second, dumbfounded. Finally she throws her hands up in disgust, and yells back "You know, idiots like you are giving all the rest of us blondes a bad reputation!"
The blonde in the boat yells back "Yeah? And what're you gonna do about it?"
To which the first blonde replies "Well I tell you what, I've half a mind to swim out there and kick your ass!"
She looks to her right, and sees another blonde, in a rowboat, of all things, in the middle of one of the fields. The first blonde slams on her brakes and screeches to a halt, jumps out of her car, walks to the edge of the field, and yells "Hey! What are you doing out there?"
The blonde in the rowboat yells back, "I'm trying to get across this field!" and continues rowing for all she's worth - obviously going nowhere fast.
The blonde on the road stands there for a second, dumbfounded. Finally she throws her hands up in disgust, and yells back "You know, idiots like you are giving all the rest of us blondes a bad reputation!"
The blonde in the boat yells back "Yeah? And what're you gonna do about it?"
To which the first blonde replies "Well I tell you what, I've half a mind to swim out there and kick your ass!"
