A Father buys a lie detecting robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner.
"Son, where were you today?"
The son says "At school, Dad."
Robot slaps the son!
"Okay, I watched a DVD at my friends house!"
"Which DVD?"
"Toy Story."
Robot slaps the son again!
"Okay, it was a porn flick," cries the son.
"Porn? What; when I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!" yells the Dad.
Robot slaps the Dad.
Mom laughs, "Ha Ha Ha! He certainly is YOUR son."
Robot slaps the Mom... !!!!
"Son, where were you today?"
The son says "At school, Dad."
Robot slaps the son!
"Okay, I watched a DVD at my friends house!"
"Which DVD?"
"Toy Story."
Robot slaps the son again!
"Okay, it was a porn flick," cries the son.
"Porn? What; when I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!" yells the Dad.
Robot slaps the Dad.
Mom laughs, "Ha Ha Ha! He certainly is YOUR son."
Robot slaps the Mom... !!!!