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tripp

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Spent all weekend self medicating trying to get over this garbage I have.

So with that I give you...the list of what made me laugh.

If you had 6 kids you'd be awake all night too!

If I had six kids I think I'd run away from home.

White spots good...black or green spots bad.

Jerry, you must have some sort of fascination with USPS Priority Mail packaging

What's the difference between pink & purple? Your grip!

Adam walks into a strip club....bwwwwaaaahhhhaaaaa.....Adam's gay!!!!

well my mom is dead in the bedroom, my sister is pregnant, my ass hole hurts and daddy is outside saying "here kitty kitty kitty" "

his crotch is an incredibly powerful sex magnet

Q. What does an elephant use for a vibrator?
A. An epilecptic.

but Realistically, we're
> living with two sluts

> >and a queer.

"Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"

ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either

John you know that thing with your wife was not intentional right?

Is that a hard "g"? Like at the back of the tongue

"smacking of meat and mushrooms"

John, you really need to post one more time...your at 666.

but it's a little bigger than the slim style, oh well.

At this point just do whatever the hell you want.

Just take what you want, keep it all if you want

At least it is in the warm caring hands of the U.S.P.S. they would never let me down.....

MAybe tomorrow or Wednesday you will see it.

I should not drink and take claratin-d at work should I?

Bad typing and grammar...you guys might confuse me with someone else.

Once was enough, that thing is so stretched out from your

Yes Jerry, I take offense at you joking about my member!

The haunted box of misfortune.

Shannon Tweed, she was put together pretty well from what I remember!



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tobby4

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these things make me laugh no matter how old they are... and for some reason I can still recognize what i said
 
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