A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout
looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation
and eventually asks the Hooker, "How much do you charge?" Hooker
replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job." Guy says, "$500
dollars! For a hand-job! Holy crap. No hand-job is worth that kind
of money!" The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the
corner?" "Yes." "Do you see the Denny's about a block further
down?" "Yes." "And beyond that, do you see that third
Denny's?" "Yes." "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I
own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth
$500." Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it
a try." They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the
guy is sitting on the bed realizing that He just experienced the
hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed,
he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?" The hooker replies,
"$1,500." "I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!" The hooker
replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that
casino just across the Street? I own that casino outright. And I
own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of
$1,500." The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific
Hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so,
and says, "Sign me up." Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the
bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he
feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the
retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable
experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?" The
hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you
something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out
before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and show
places?" "Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole
city?" "No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."
looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation
and eventually asks the Hooker, "How much do you charge?" Hooker
replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job." Guy says, "$500
dollars! For a hand-job! Holy crap. No hand-job is worth that kind
of money!" The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the
corner?" "Yes." "Do you see the Denny's about a block further
down?" "Yes." "And beyond that, do you see that third
Denny's?" "Yes." "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I
own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth
$500." Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it
a try." They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the
guy is sitting on the bed realizing that He just experienced the
hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed,
he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?" The hooker replies,
"$1,500." "I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!" The hooker
replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that
casino just across the Street? I own that casino outright. And I
own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of
$1,500." The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific
Hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so,
and says, "Sign me up." Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the
bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he
feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the
retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable
experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?" The
hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you
something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out
before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and show
places?" "Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole
city?" "No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."
