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    Hi Everyone, as mentioned in my introduction post, BOTL needs quite a bit of updating, patching and whatever else I might come across. Over the next few weekends BOTL may be unreachable on occasion as I do migrations or updates, etc. Just be patient - we'll be back! I'll generally try to keep these maintenances until later in the evenings.

A joke to make your kids snicker

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There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.

The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage."

The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said "Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes."

The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. The baby mole said, "The only thing I can smell is molasses."
 
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That one is a classic. How about this one.


How do you catch a polar bear?


You cut a hole in the ice, then you place pea's around the hole and when the polar bear bends over to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
 
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A 7-year-old and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs in their bedroom one morning. The 7-year-old tells the little one that it is high time the two of them try swearing, just like Mom and Dad.

So when his little brother responds enthusiastically, the 7-year-old says, "When we go downstairs for breakfast this morning, I'll use the word 'hell' and you use 'ass.'" The 4-year-old happily agrees.

As the two boys seat themselves at the breakfast table, their mother walks in and asks her older son what he'd like to eat for breakfast. The boy replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I'll just have some Cheerios."

WHACK!!! Their surprised mother reacts quickly, and the boy runs upstairs, crying and rubbing his backside.

With a stern note to her voice, the mother then asks her younger son, "And what would YOU like for breakfast?"

"I don't know," the 4-year-old blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it ain't gonna be Cheerios!"
 
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how do you catch a polar bear? you cut a hole in the ice. you put frozen peas around the hole. and when the polar bear bends over to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole....
 
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Two morons standing on a bridge, the big moron fall off why not the other?










Becasue he was a little mor on.
 
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