I hope this joke translate well..
A priest was seated next to a Sardarji on a plane. After takeoff the Sardar asked for a scotch, the air hostess then asked the priest if he'd like a drink. The priest replies in disgust, "I'd rather be raped by a dozen women than touch that foul liquor." The Sardar hands back his drink saying, "Me too. I didn't know there was a choice."
A priest was seated next to a Sardarji on a plane. After takeoff the Sardar asked for a scotch, the air hostess then asked the priest if he'd like a drink. The priest replies in disgust, "I'd rather be raped by a dozen women than touch that foul liquor." The Sardar hands back his drink saying, "Me too. I didn't know there was a choice."