Advice from the coach

[Hot_Sauce]

Advice from the coach
>
>
> At one point during a game, the coach called one of his
> 9-year-old baseball
> players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what cooperation is?
> What a
> team is?'
>
> The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
>
> 'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose
> together as
> a team?'
>
> The little boy nodded 'yes'.
>
> 'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when an out is
> called, you
> shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a
> pecker-head, dickhead,
> or asshole. Do you understand all that?'
>
> The little boy nodded 'yes' again.
>
> He continued, 'And when I take you out of the game so another boy
> gets achance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach "a
> dumb ass or shithead" is it?'
>
> The little boy shook his head 'NO'.
>
> 'GOOD', said the coach. 'Now go over there and explain all that
> to your grandmother!'

 

[Treinenwj]

Ha! I thought he was gonna say tell your dad.

 

[iCraig]

Ha! I thought he was gonna say tell your dad.

Yup...

:rofl: Nice one though.

We see that all the time in Youth hockey around here and I saw it a lot growing up in Youth soccer/baseball. Parents are psychotic sometimes about their kids and playing time.