[Insert presidential candidate] was seated next to a wee gal on an airplane. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The gal, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to [Insert presidential candidate], "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," says him. "How about What Changes I Should Make To
America?" and he smiles.
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff. Grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
[Insert presidential candidate], visibly surprised by the gal's intelligence, ponders a tad about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the she replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change
America when you don't know sh$t?"
The gal, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to [Insert presidential candidate], "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," says him. "How about What Changes I Should Make To
America?" and he smiles.
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff. Grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
[Insert presidential candidate], visibly surprised by the gal's intelligence, ponders a tad about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the she replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change
America when you don't know sh$t?"
