A man walked into a bar with his pet alligator by his side.
He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you all a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the gator will close his Mouth for a full minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers and placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth.
The gator closed it's mouth as the crowd gasped.
After a minute the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top of its head.
The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed, as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 if your willing to give it a try"
A hush fell over the crowd but soon a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A blond woman timidly spoke up..........
"I'll try it!
...
Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!"
He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you all a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the gator will close his Mouth for a full minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers and placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth.
The gator closed it's mouth as the crowd gasped.
After a minute the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top of its head.
The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed, as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 if your willing to give it a try"
A hush fell over the crowd but soon a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A blond woman timidly spoke up..........
"I'll try it!
...
Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!"
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