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An Irish Tale

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Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while one looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland .
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The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure am!'
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> The first one says, 'So am I! And where about in Ireland are ya from ?
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The other woman answers, 'I'm from St. John's , I am.'
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The first one responds, 'So, am I!! And what street did you live on?'
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The other woman says, 'A lovely little area it was in the west end. I lived on Warbury Street in the old central part of town.'
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> The first one says, 'Faith and it's a small world. So did I! So did I! And what school did ya go to?'
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The other woman answers, 'Well now, I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of course.'
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> The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?'
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The other woman answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1964.'
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The first woman exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us ! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in 1964 me self.
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About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down and orders a beer.
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> Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael, shaking his head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight.'
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Michael asks, ' Why do you say that, Brian?'
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> Brian answers, 'The Murphy twins are drunk again..'
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