An old man is sitting on the front porch and he sees a little boy walking by with hunk of chicken wire.
He says to the boy, "Son, where are you going with that chicken wire?"
"I'm going to catch me some chickens!"
"That'll never work."
"You'll see!", says the boy.
About an hour later the boy returns with a couple of chickens caught in his chicken wire.
"Well I'll be damned" the old man mutters to himself.
The next day the kid walks by with a roll of duct tape.
The old man says "That'll never work."
"You'll see!"
Sure enough about an hour later the boy comes back with a couple of ducks stuck to his duct tape.
The next day the boy walks past the old man's house with a stick in his hand.
The old man asks him, "Whatcha got there boy?"
"A pussy willow!"
"Hang on a second, I'll get my hat."
He says to the boy, "Son, where are you going with that chicken wire?"
"I'm going to catch me some chickens!"
"That'll never work."
"You'll see!", says the boy.
About an hour later the boy returns with a couple of chickens caught in his chicken wire.
"Well I'll be damned" the old man mutters to himself.
The next day the kid walks by with a roll of duct tape.
The old man says "That'll never work."
"You'll see!"
Sure enough about an hour later the boy comes back with a couple of ducks stuck to his duct tape.
The next day the boy walks past the old man's house with a stick in his hand.
The old man asks him, "Whatcha got there boy?"
"A pussy willow!"
"Hang on a second, I'll get my hat."
