hdroadglide
BoM x 2, BoY 2011
two norwegians were out of work and went to the unemployment office to see how much money they could get. the first guy filled out his paperwork and handed it to the man. he looked it over and said, you say here you're an elastic installer. is that correct? yes sir, said the guy. i sew the elastic in women's panties. all right then, said the clerk,it says here in the manual that's unskilled labor so you get $200.
then his friend handed in his paper. the clerk read it and said, it says here you're a diesel fitter? yessir. he looked it up in the manual and said, that's skilled labor so you get $500.
the first guy jumped up. what do you mean, skilled labor? i sew the elastic in the panties, then he holds em up, stretches the waist and says, diesel fitter.
:hysterica
then his friend handed in his paper. the clerk read it and said, it says here you're a diesel fitter? yessir. he looked it up in the manual and said, that's skilled labor so you get $500.
the first guy jumped up. what do you mean, skilled labor? i sew the elastic in the panties, then he holds em up, stretches the waist and says, diesel fitter.
:hysterica
