An ugly biker walks into his local pub...

[rabbgp]

...with a big grin on his face.

“What are you so happy about?” asks the bartender.

“Well I’ll tell you” replies the man. “You know, I live by the railway. Well on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks like in the movies. I of course went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway to make a long story short, I scored big time. We made love all night all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable.”

“Fantastic!” exclaimed the bartender. “You luck guy, was she pretty?”

“Dunno…never found the head.

 

[amgracing]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[dpricenator]

So Wade walks into a bar.......:headroll:

 

[jwintosh]

... with a pink bandana tied to his head ...

 

[Shmear]

eeewwwwwwww! Nasty man! Hahahahahahaha...

 

[rabbgp]

eeewwwwwwww! Nasty man! Hahahahahahaha...

Glad you enjoyed it!

 

[Shmear]

I sure did :stretchgr

 

[Boppa-Wasch]

Yuk!!!!!!!!

 

[jmatkins]

Nice!!!

 

[Volusianator]

Hey, keep me out of this!

Although I've told this joke for years just a little different:

Three bums all go there separate ways in the morning. Later that day they all meet back in "bum alley" and the first bum says to the second, "how was your day", bum two replies, "great, I found a cold six pack of beer around the corner, drank it and had a great day, how bout you." Bum one replies, "awesome, I was in the park and found a box of Cuban cigars, sat under a shade tree and smoked a few, it was awesome"! Just about then the third bum walks up and they as how his day was to which bum three replied, "great, I was walking down by the railroad tracks and found a voluptuous woman tied to the tracks, I fucked her three times"! Bum one asks, "did you get a blow job first"? To which bum three replied, "no, I couldn't find her head"!

 

[Volusianator]

... with a pink bandana tied to his head ...

Easy, I wear black bandanas!