Angry wife

[strife]

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath, a chewed cigar hanging from his mouth and lipstick on his collar.

“I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?”

“There is,” he replied. “Breakfast”.

 

[Walter]

I didn't know you could wear breakfast lol

 

[dpricenator]

I didn't know you could wear breakfast lol

You have obviously never been in this situation.

 

[Alwayslit]

nice!!