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Kurtdesign1

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Crawdad said:
After eating black pepper jack doritos, wash hands before.../QUOTE]

...Being intimate with your S.O.

I was abstinant for 5 weeks afterwards. Well, actually, denied would be the better word.
 

Ironman

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Kurtdesign1 said:
Crawdad said:
After eating black pepper jack doritos, wash hands before.../QUOTE]

...Being intimate with your S.O.

I was abstinant for 5 weeks afterwards. Well, actually, denied would be the better word.
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that would have been a "Fire in the Hole"

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Well Chuck, I'd do ya one better, but this is your thread. :lol:

Besides, I don't want to upstage ya, with my sheer lapse of mental awareness once. [-( Did I mention once was enough!! :smt003
 

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Ironman said:
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that would have been a "Fire in the Hole"

Ironman
So we were sitting around watching football games at a buddy's apt.... eating wings, etc.

We leave, his g/f comes over. They start fooling around on the couch. Soon she's breathing heavy and sweating. He thinks he's finally getting her excited. Then it starts burning and becomes painful. He realizes it's the sauce from the wings. I aksed him what did he do about it. I still remember what he said, "I did the only thing I could do - I dipped my finger in the blue cheese and went back in there!"

One of many Dave The Rave stories. The next installment will be about Dave and Moe picking up this girl form Mo's Carribbean on the UES.
 
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