This is the first bit from a new article I came across - in the newest issue of Cigar Magazine. The article is four pages long.
I am here to certify that smoking fine cigars is, without doubt, good for you! Say what you crazy Polack? You heard me, smoke Nazi. Dare to back that up, you clinically insane freak? You bet your agenda-laden, transparent, politically correct ass I do.
I proclaim that the mental effects of cigar smoking bring forth relaxing benefits that no $300 an hour shrink can provide. A savored nightly smoke delivers the mental tranquility that is absent from a long, hard day at work.
The rich aroma of a finely aged blend and the physical act of drawing that heavenly first puff can truly put one into a happy place that no horse-pill tranquilizer could ever provide.
And, most amazing of all, the physical body follows suit, as your nerves calm and your breathing slows to a healthier pace. All the foibles and pratfalls of daily life seem to drift magically away into a blue swirl of bliss.
The mind body connection has ever been so evident to me than after partaking in a hand rolled cigar. Oh yes, I will state my case again: cigar smoking just may be the remedy to what ails you.
I am here to certify that smoking fine cigars is, without doubt, good for you! Say what you crazy Polack? You heard me, smoke Nazi. Dare to back that up, you clinically insane freak? You bet your agenda-laden, transparent, politically correct ass I do.
I proclaim that the mental effects of cigar smoking bring forth relaxing benefits that no $300 an hour shrink can provide. A savored nightly smoke delivers the mental tranquility that is absent from a long, hard day at work.
The rich aroma of a finely aged blend and the physical act of drawing that heavenly first puff can truly put one into a happy place that no horse-pill tranquilizer could ever provide.
And, most amazing of all, the physical body follows suit, as your nerves calm and your breathing slows to a healthier pace. All the foibles and pratfalls of daily life seem to drift magically away into a blue swirl of bliss.
The mind body connection has ever been so evident to me than after partaking in a hand rolled cigar. Oh yes, I will state my case again: cigar smoking just may be the remedy to what ails you.
