A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around and said, "About 2 hours."
The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut."
The barber looked around and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.
A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut."
The barber looked around and said, "About an hour and a half."
The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said,
"Hey Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for an haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
A little while later, Bill returns to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"
Bill, looks up, with tears in his eyes and says, "YOUR HOUSE."
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around and said, "About 2 hours."
The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut."
The barber looked around and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.
A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut."
The barber looked around and said, "About an hour and a half."
The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said,
"Hey Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for an haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
A little while later, Bill returns to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"
Bill, looks up, with tears in his eyes and says, "YOUR HOUSE."
