A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. ''Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken.When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow, and when he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him abowl of dry cereal. ''How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in my cereal?' he asks. ''Well," his mother says, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so
you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk.'
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, 'You gonna tell him or should I?''
Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken.When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow, and when he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him abowl of dry cereal. ''How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in my cereal?' he asks. ''Well," his mother says, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so
you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk.'
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, 'You gonna tell him or should I?''
