Cravate
The other Brown Meat.
One day Joe discovered a new neighbor moving into the house across the street from him. Feeling friendly, Joe goes up to the new neighbor in order introduce himself. After the usual introductions and chit-chat they come to the topic of each other's jobs. Joe's neighbor says that he's a Professor and the local college and that he teaches Inductive Reasoning.
"Inductive reasoing? What's that?", asks Joe.
"Well, basically, inductive reasoning is goes along like this", replies the
Professor,"First, let me ask this, 'Do you have a dog?'".
"Yeah, matter of fact I do.", replies Joe.
"Well, from there I can induce that since you have a dog you have children. Is that correct?"
"Yea."
"Then from the fact that you have children, I can induce that you have a wife. Correct?"
"Got that right."
"And therefore if you're married I can induce that you're not gay.Correct?"
"You bet your ass, Professor."
"Well, that's Inductive Reasoning in a nutshell."
Afterwards, the two new neighbors parted ways. Later on in the day, Joe comes up to his neighbor Bill. Joe tells Bill about his new neighbor and how he's a Professor that teaches Inductive Reasoning.
"Inductive Reasoning? What's that?", asks Bill.
"Basically it goes like this", says Joe, "do you have a dog?"
"No.", replies Bill.
"Faggot."
"Inductive reasoing? What's that?", asks Joe.
"Well, basically, inductive reasoning is goes along like this", replies the
Professor,"First, let me ask this, 'Do you have a dog?'".
"Yeah, matter of fact I do.", replies Joe.
"Well, from there I can induce that since you have a dog you have children. Is that correct?"
"Yea."
"Then from the fact that you have children, I can induce that you have a wife. Correct?"
"Got that right."
"And therefore if you're married I can induce that you're not gay.Correct?"
"You bet your ass, Professor."
"Well, that's Inductive Reasoning in a nutshell."
Afterwards, the two new neighbors parted ways. Later on in the day, Joe comes up to his neighbor Bill. Joe tells Bill about his new neighbor and how he's a Professor that teaches Inductive Reasoning.
"Inductive Reasoning? What's that?", asks Bill.
"Basically it goes like this", says Joe, "do you have a dog?"
"No.", replies Bill.
"Faggot."
