Hot_Sauce
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A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks.
I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity; he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, she does.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you're wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity; he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, she does.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you're wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
