birthday present

[texas_stang]

The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday.
I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex.

It was very nice of them,
but I think they misunderstood me when I said, I wanna watch.

 

[Moro]

:headroll:

 

[Clinton]

Last night, a gorgeous young woman asked me whether I preferred breasts or legs. I told her a nice shaved snatch is my favorite. I am no longer allowed in Kentucky Fried Chicken.

 

[e-man67]

:nodlaugh:

 

[mav_sd]

Heh heh... I like the ones that I'll actually rememberlater when i try to use them in conversation.

 

[Shmear]

Hahahahahahaha, cute.

 

[MP928]

:rolling::rolling::rolling:

 

[carocaniac]

copy and paste...

 

[Cyrann]

Classic!