A beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting with several others at a busy bus stop. As the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her dismay, she still could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large man in a cowboy hat who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch me like that! I don't even know who you are!"
The cowboy smiled and in a very southern drawl said, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind'a figured we was friends. "
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her dismay, she still could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large man in a cowboy hat who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch me like that! I don't even know who you are!"
The cowboy smiled and in a very southern drawl said, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind'a figured we was friends. "
