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Caught in the Crossfire
Michael wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office...
But she was dating someone else.
One day Michael got so frustrated that he went to her and said,
I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...
you bend over to pick it up and
I'll finish by the time
You stand backup.'
explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast.
He won't even beable to get his pants down.'
Finally, after 45 minute's the boyfriend calls and asks,
'What happened...? '
Still breathing hard,
she managed to reply,
'The bastard had all quarters!'
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it
and getting screwed
One day Michael got so frustrated that he went to her and said,
I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...
The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'
Michael said, I'll be real fast.
I'll throw the money on the floor,Michael said, I'll be real fast.
you bend over to pick it up and
I'll finish by the time
You stand backup.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.
So shecalled him andexplained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast.
He won't even beable to get his pants down.'
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.
Finally, after 45 minute's the boyfriend calls and asks,
'What happened...? '
Still breathing hard,
she managed to reply,
'The bastard had all quarters!'
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it
and getting screwed
