Can I claim the voices in my head as dependents on my taxes?

[Clint]

...Just wondering

 

[Rupe]

I tried that once but it was unsuccessful.

Unfortunately, those same voices were unwilling to post the bail necessary to get me out of Leavenworth.

 

[Boudie]

Probably better to claim them as a disability, dependents? probably not. You also have a chance of deducting their uncompensated expenses if they are work related.

 

[Cigary43]

Been claiming my pets for years... my tax person says that some pets are closer than family so I took that to mean they are dependents... I provide a home, food, training etc.

 

[icehog3]

My voices say "why the Hell not?"

 

[jwintosh]

and then your other voices says "no way in HELL!"

 

[icehog3]

and then your other voices says "no way in HELL!"

That's MY voice!! Get into my head, Jeff!!

 

[Alwayslit]

7 out of my 10 voices says do it!

 

[icehog3]

My shirtless redneck voice says "HIIYAH!!!!"