Ha! Good'un! Pulled a similar gag onna telemarketer or two - told 'em I was a marketing consultant and would have to charge 'em me one day rate of $1500 USD for analysing their sales pitch. Tell 'em - I'll be needing the billing address and their name for the invoice - most quickly hang up, but a precious few go panics - I luv the fon - Ha! ~:0)))))