Check this out...

[Boppa-Wasch]

http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

 

[cvm4]

:hysterica That was great Ray! I'm laughing so hard over here!

 

[CWS]

Heard this one before. I wish I could remember to do this next call.

 

[tedski]

:rofl:

 

[Wasch_24]

Oldie but a goodie. :rofl:

 

[Rank_Tyro]

I miss talking to telemarketers. Sometimes I would spend up to half an hour talking with them. I played the "stupid potential buyer" to the hilt, then after they finally convinced me that their product was the best I would change gears and let them know that I would never buy anything they promoted, but I would tell my friends not to buy there stuff either.

Then my girl friend went and put our number on the do not call list.


Now I have to wait for local elections to torment the door to door people....

 

[djustice]

:rofl:

That's great!

 

[acaffey]

I miss talking to telemarketers. Sometimes I would spend up to half an hour talking with them. I played the "stupid potential buyer" to the hilt, then after they finally convinced me that their product was the best I would change gears and let them know that I would never buy anything they promoted, but I would tell my friends not to buy there stuff either.

Then my girl friend went and put our number on the do not call list.


Now I have to wait for local elections to torment the door to door people....

Ha... they were probably happy to put your number on the do not call list.

 

[jmatkins]

That was a good one. I will have to keep that link.

 

[Terrasco]

That had me crying, it was so funny. My stomach hurts.