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A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a
glass of champagne.

The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? *I just ordered a glass
of champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the farmer said. *'This is a special day for me. *I
am celebrating.'

'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the
woman.

''What a coincidence!' said the farmer.

As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my
gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a coincidence!' said the man.

'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but
today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'

'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

'I used a different cock,' he replied.

The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, 'What a coincidence'.




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