Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a
gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual strip-
tease in front of an old green John Deere.
Buttocks clenched, Billy Bob performs a slow pirouette and gently
slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward, and in a classic striptease
move, he lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn
and frayed plaid shirt.
Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his stained
tee shirt underneath, With a final flourish he tears the tee shirt
from his body and hurls his gimme cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says "What the heck are
you doing, Billy Bob?"
"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the snot out of me!" exclaims Billy Bob.
Then, obviously embarrassed, he says, "Me and the old lady been
having trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist
suggested I do something sexy to a tractor".
gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual strip-
tease in front of an old green John Deere.
Buttocks clenched, Billy Bob performs a slow pirouette and gently
slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward, and in a classic striptease
move, he lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn
and frayed plaid shirt.
Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his stained
tee shirt underneath, With a final flourish he tears the tee shirt
from his body and hurls his gimme cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says "What the heck are
you doing, Billy Bob?"
"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the snot out of me!" exclaims Billy Bob.
Then, obviously embarrassed, he says, "Me and the old lady been
having trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist
suggested I do something sexy to a tractor".
